"You have hairier feet than a satyr."
"Don't be an idiot, Achilles, they've got hooves."
"Hairier than a satyr's ass, then. And they stink."
This is so overdue and I am so sorry. Doofy Myrmidon snuggling written for cafemicaela.
(As such, this is way lighter than anything else I've ever written with these putzes, and mostly silly, so heads-up.)